i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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