I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Your dad touched me again.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
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