my mouth tastes like poor choices
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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