it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
