so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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