There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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