"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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