obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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