Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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