what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
