your room smells of hookers.
And success
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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