and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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