And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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