i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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