quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
It was a blind-side dick pic.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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