Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
he fucked my hip out of place.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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