I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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