I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Congratulations! We have a period
Randomize
