So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
You may now shotgun with the bride
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Never underestimate the power of titties
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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