I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
why is half of my head shaved?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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