My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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