So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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