Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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