i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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