If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I wish I only lived at night.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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