found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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