p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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