Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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