we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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