The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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