proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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