Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
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