You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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