You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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