I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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