Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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