even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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