her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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