i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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