hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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