Nicole vs. Life
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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