i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
im six kinds of drunk right now
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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