would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Randomize
