Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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