for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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