Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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