no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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