Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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