I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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