But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
