Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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